I'm Lossy. Your not-so-trusty librarian. I've been archiving and sorting records, datapads, and files for years. I have nearly every Decepticon file on record here, and I know them by name, alphabetically and in the order they were created.
I don't take slag from morons, which is what I mostly get around here. Know what you're looking for before you waltz your little aft up to my desk. Give me any lip, and I'll direct you to the exit with a nice kick in your aft.
Also, keep quiet in here. I get enough headaches day in and day out. I don't need your constant jibbering echoing through the halls.